What movies have not aged well?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-J W Pepper

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Do you know of a female masseuse that does door-to-door service in Bangalore?

You Only Live Twice

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

What was your best sex experience that still makes you horny?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Live and Let Die

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why is squid ink safe to eat, while skunk spray is not? What makes the two liquids different from each other?

Goldfinger

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Diamonds Are Forever

What are the signs that a guy wants to marry you but is afraid of commitment or does not want to get married at all?

A View to a Kill

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

J.K. Rowling said that 65% of people in Britain are transgender. Where did she come up with that statistic?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?

From Russia With Love

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?

-All the bad guys are black.

Moonraker

Dr No

Do people really have sex with animals?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”She is very sexyful!”

What is the most popular song that includes the word "you"? Are there any other songs that use "you" multiple times?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

-”Ah so!”

How do you write a letter to your uncle who sent you money for your birthday outfit?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slapping Tracy.